Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl
PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top